Seriously?!

~Seriously.    I have a lot to write about. I have zero desire to do it. So I haven't. This is my first post in more than a week.

~Seriously.   What is normally a 9 hour trip to and from Cincinnati, took 12 freaking hours. Did I mention my husband was available to come this time? From "I have to pee" to a torrential downpour making seeing non-existant which led to more delays which led to screaming hungry baby which led to more stops and eventually we made it to our destination. On the return, we'd stop to change Lily's diaper then get back on the road and 10 minutes later she'd poop. She apparently needs clean diapers to poop in. Oh and Taylor Swift was in town playing Heinz Field....TRAFFIC NIGHTMARE.  We made it home...eventually.

~Seriously.  I scooped a dead stinkbug out of my 10 1/2 month old baby's mouth. *gags*  She has become a little goat...everything goes in her mouth. Daddy calls her "LilyGoat" instead of a billy goat. :)  We have hardwood floors. I sweep them EVERY.SINGLE.DAY.  Some stowaway dried out stinkbug.  I literally almost threw up. And I'm just simply grateful, it was not alive and didn't spray her.

~Seriously. There is a Furry Convention aka Anthrocon in town this weekend...go on google it.  (totally reminds me of creepy CSI episode)

~Seriously.  When I tell Lily "no no", she's started replying with "Dada"...yeah, kid, you already have dada wrapped...I know.  I think I'm in trouble with that one.

~Seriously.  Regardless of how shitty you are about my baby, I don't talk shit about babies and kids.  But, with the emphasis of Lily only being a HALF sister, I had to give a little genetics lesson about all the other kids involved to explain how they're related biologically and by marriage.  Stupid.

~Seriously.  I don't treat the woman who helps care for my child with his dad like shit.  She influences my son. But, then again I'm smart.

~Seriously. I am in NO hurry for (almost) 11 month old to walk.  She moves fast enough for me now. Growing up wayyyy too fast!

~Seriously.  I used the word "shit" in this post three four times.  That's a record.

I'm Seriously?! linking up with From Mrs. to Mama.

Seriously?!

I find my self saying/texting/bbming the word "SERIOUSLY?!" all. the. time.

So, when Becky decided to make her weekly post a link up, I was all in!

~Seriously...if Lily's top teeth don't cut through these gums, I'm going to run for the hills.

~Seriously...how many times can one baby poop out her clothes in one day??? High score: three.

I think she just likes to get more bath time.

~Seriously...if you're annoyed that I'm using 80 billion coupons, choose a different line. Standing there huffing isn't going to make it go faster.  You don't pay my bills or feed my family.

~Seriously...I am the mom in our house.  George is the dad.  Moms have certain roles. Dads have certain roles.  That is how we live.  Get over it.

~Seriously...Scotty on American Idol needs to drop the "y" from his name. He also looks like this guy:

~Seriously...ENOUGH. WITH. THE. RAIN!

~Seriously...why is every freaking road in Pittsburgh under construction and no one is ever working?

~Seriously...wtf do you put your kid through so much stress to pull the rug out every freaking time?

~Seriously...having Cookie Monster on the back of Pampers Cruisers waving "bye" is weird.



Okie dokie.  That's my seriously for today.  Now that I know she's doing a bloghop, I'm going to be more cognizant of what things I say "Seriously?!" about this coming week.  I'm sure they'll be plenty.

Check out Becky at From Mrs to Mama. Her blog is funny and real and she loves coupons!! :)

Happy Thursday!

I'm off to the doctor with a sick kid....seriously.