Thursday, June 23, 2011


~Seriously.    I have a lot to write about. I have zero desire to do it. So I haven't. This is my first post in more than a week.

~Seriously.   What is normally a 9 hour trip to and from Cincinnati, took 12 freaking hours. Did I mention my husband was available to come this time? From "I have to pee" to a torrential downpour making seeing non-existant which led to more delays which led to screaming hungry baby which led to more stops and eventually we made it to our destination. On the return, we'd stop to change Lily's diaper then get back on the road and 10 minutes later she'd poop. She apparently needs clean diapers to poop in. Oh and Taylor Swift was in town playing Heinz Field....TRAFFIC NIGHTMARE.  We made it home...eventually.

~Seriously.  I scooped a dead stinkbug out of my 10 1/2 month old baby's mouth. *gags*  She has become a little goat...everything goes in her mouth. Daddy calls her "LilyGoat" instead of a billy goat. :)  We have hardwood floors. I sweep them EVERY.SINGLE.DAY.  Some stowaway dried out stinkbug.  I literally almost threw up. And I'm just simply grateful, it was not alive and didn't spray her.

~Seriously. There is a Furry Convention aka Anthrocon in town this weekend...go on google it.  (totally reminds me of creepy CSI episode)

~Seriously.  When I tell Lily "no no", she's started replying with "Dada"...yeah, kid, you already have dada wrapped...I know.  I think I'm in trouble with that one.

~Seriously.  Regardless of how shitty you are about my baby, I don't talk shit about babies and kids.  But, with the emphasis of Lily only being a HALF sister, I had to give a little genetics lesson about all the other kids involved to explain how they're related biologically and by marriage.  Stupid.

~Seriously.  I don't treat the woman who helps care for my child with his dad like shit.  She influences my son. But, then again I'm smart.

~Seriously. I am in NO hurry for (almost) 11 month old to walk.  She moves fast enough for me now. Growing up wayyyy too fast!

~Seriously.  I used the word "shit" in this post three four times.  That's a record.

I'm Seriously?! linking up with From Mrs. to Mama.


  1. Haha! I remember that CSI episode! I totally want to take the kids on a furry watch, but it may be difficult to explain, lol!

  2. I have had to have the half sister talk with Jake. He keeps saying that the sister that lives with his mom is his "real" sister and that Paige is not. Uh duh smart one, they are both half sisters but obviously someone is playing mind games again. It totally breaks Paige's heart.

    And Furry convention? EEkk!!

    And my 9 month old niece has been walking since she was 8 and a half months. Be thankful. It's insane!

  3. Furry Convention? Reminds me of CSI episode too! Freaky! And that stinkbug thing. So nasty!

  4. this was a fun read! i have to join this blog hop one day. definitely don't rush the walking. we're all over the place with Sina and we're pooped!

  5. Just found your blog from Seriously Thursday. I took a dead beetle out of my 15 year olds mouth yesterday. I'm with you, soooo gross. I'm also your newest follower.

  6. this was fun, you are so funny, and I laughed that you counted how many times you typed the s word ha! OMG that you have to explain bio and half to a young girl that has to be hard...I know you explained it well...I have a brother whom we have different dads but I have never considered him anything but my are doing the right thing with the cards you are dealt girl and try not to let her get to ya...stink bug...I have never seen one do they really stink? Glad it was dead I bet you did gag, Lily is so cute, and boy are you in trouble if she is already saying dada yeah ha!

    miss ya girl